the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
