this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you had me at cake vodka
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
