I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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