the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His nipple licking is glorious
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