so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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