I think I can smell my own vagina right now
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
