ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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