i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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