"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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