I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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