went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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