Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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