I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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