is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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