The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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