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  • 8:37 Jerking off doesn't count. Retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Unless he is under 23 years old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:26pm
  • why are idiots still spamming that crappy "ijustwanttotellyou" website? if you still slept with him, I feel no sympathy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:40pm
  • i definitely read about something like this in cosmo last night...about a guy having a huge wall collection of condoms...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:21pm
  • ah, so since condoms aren't 100% effective, people who use them aren't considered to be having safe sex anymore? its cute when high schoolers like 11:50 try to be pretentious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 10:48, hilarious. I'm holding out to be your #69.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:36am
  • Bitches are too sensitive. I'm a woman, and I think that's hilarious. If he was hot enough, why does it matter?

    Submitted by heatherk94 on Dec 19, 10 at 8:29pm
  • First off, a massive collection of condoms means simple that he's not using them, in perscribed manner. As for the 68, if you've been honest and sober enough to remeberb your first 68...your a much better man than I am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:19am
  • 8:25 abundance of condoms...thats a different perspective....so true lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:47pm
  • i would be MUCH more turned off by the list than by the condoms.The condoms just mean he is protecting himself (and his partner) but the list is just gross and let's you know what a douche this guy is. blech!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:15am
  • 11:04 Did you just actually imply that all men can't control themselves and will sleep with anything that breaths so long as its not fat? Tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:49am
  • I really love how this shit gets very few calls of "slut" or "whore", but when a text mentions a girl sleeping with any guy she's described as trashy. Shit, someone on this thread even accused the GIRL of being a whore. No double standards here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Was it on the wall or hidden? Cause if it was on the wall i have zero sympathy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:18am
  • but you could've been the girl to make him 'change his ways' once you signed... ha right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:04pm
  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm too high to be reading that right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:13am
  • haha yeah at least he's safe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Okay why so many bad nights for this? This was clearly a great night and a step forward to 69!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Definitely writing your name next to 68. If only you were the next person!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:52pm
  • I wonder what wouldve happened if u were number 69.....hmmm..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:10pm
  • did you sign it? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:19am
  • shut the fuck up, 9:05. i really fail to see how the girl gets called a whore when it is the guy who is disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:01am
  • I think you should be happy about the abundance of condoms. Atleast he's bein safe.. aaahaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Aww...that's a cute start little boy. Send another text after the "lucky" 100th customer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:07pm
  • the fact that he asked you to sign your name. it's unfortunate that he didn't ask you ahead of time, so you could storm out. he sounds like a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46am
  • yo dis niggas a pimp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:19pm
  • i miss the old tfln. straight up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:39pm
  • i think you have a lot to be happy about. first, he uses a condom and second, the other 67 were guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:32pm
  • thats so epic. my friend has clear plastic cards on his wall with girls names on them for all of the v-cards he's taken :] i'm so proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:39am
  • this text made my night, thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:07am
  • so did you sign your name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I had a mad collection of condoms once. Then I went through them, in a short period of time. Time to restock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:03am
  • Fuck Michael Jackson, THIS guy is an American legend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:56pm
  • everyone should listen to jim jefferies. the slut and stud double standard is clearly explained. its really hard to be a stud and fucking easy to be a slut. to be a stud you have to be charming and witty and well dressed, have a job and all that crap. to be a slut, you just have to be... there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:13am
  • haha 8:10 i was gonna say that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:21pm
  • I didn't mean to be rude when I asked you to sign it. You could have just said no...I would have wrote it in after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:27pm
  • FAIL. missed it by oneee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:09am
  • I fail to see how the girl is a whore in this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:49pm
  • how did you end up fucking a guy who is enough of a tool to have a list on his wall?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:47pm
  • im fairly certain im number 37 on that list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:39am
  • damn 68? wonder if its different girls or multi of the same..? if its the same then only 68? what a loser.... Who uses condoms anyways? I know when to pull out and the few that sneak out before i peak arnt enough to get to the egg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:02am
  • To everyone in the "why don't guys get called sluts but girls do" debate: It is NOT a double standard because it is much easier for girls to get laid. If a girl wants to get to #68, she just needs to have a vagina. For a guy to get to #68, he needs to at least have some modicum of game. So stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:42pm
  • You should've signed someone else's name, someone really nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:38pm
  • all that matters is whether or not that the guy was madd tall and proportionate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:49am
  • Doesn't every guy have a girl sign a waiver with the numbers on it? thats not a bad thing.. good job man. in the small print it says he won't pay for anything if a child is born.. and yes she did sleep with him because he wouldn't have had her sign it if he didn't..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17am
  • ...... I'm pretty sure I was number forty on that list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Soooo many things wrong with this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:32am
  • 12:02 you are a dumbass cause all it takes is a little drop. you probably have some kids out there that you dont know about cause the girls were too ashamed to admit that it was an idiot like you that got them pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:04am
  • Why would you have sex with a guy who has a list posted on the wall? How much of a whore are you? Some kind of daddy issues there I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:05am
  • reminds me of a frat brother in college 20 years ago.... SERIAL one nighter vulture... tried to take a poloroid of each girl afterword...had a scrap book of naked girls with surprised looks on their faces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:05am
  • ^^She didn't actually say she had sex with him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:40pm
  • 8:22, the poster said there was a huge collection of condoms...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:28pm
  • damn my guy friends are whores.... they're numbers are between 170 and 300. i wish i was kidding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:03am
  • lol, who knows how ugly you are, but any guy that has something like that is only fortunate enough to get a girl to sleep in his bed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:14pm
  • this guy sounds like a champ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:43am
  • At least he's a safe little manslut ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:12pm
  • 8:17; did you get him before or after the clap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:22pm
  • even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:10am
  • condoms are 100% effective if you dont expose them to things like putting them in your wallet or leaving them in your hot car. justttt so everyone knows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:52pm
  • 8:28, Just as we know condoms are 100% at stopping births, they are 100% at stopping std's, especially when she sucked his dick. There I go again being facetious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:50pm
  • you should probably get tested.. but then again he is safe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51am
  • Well either you're a giant whore, or he's just the worlds biggest douch. Either way, one of you need to go to the 'ijustwanttotellyou' website...your semi-anonymous venting pleasure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Ah the good ol 209. Couldn't be more proud.

    Submitted by ToastyTheBeast on May 11, 11 at 6:50pm
  • run, run as fast as you can! can never be too drunk for that crap!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:24pm
  • herpes herpes herpes. condom aint gonna stop no HERPES. damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:48am
  • I'm on number 125. But I've never had the girl sign it. That's just dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:37pm
  • And yet you still had sex with him....stupid whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:37pm
  • A guy I am friends with is like at 170. But it's been a week and a half since I've seen him so it's probably 180 or more now. Yuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:53pm
  • 67 is not really a lot of women. Unless is under 23.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:22pm
  • ok anyone claiming that a large collection of condoms means he's not using them is fucking retarded. what do you expect him to do? collect the ones that he DID use? fucking sherlock, i swear. would it be within the realm of possibility that he has a lot of condoms because he uses a lot and doesn't want to run to the store every 3rd day?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:06am
  • sounds like you are now part of an elite group. Did he let you choose your color/flavor? If so, he must be a great guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Ha Ha omg it would be HILARIOUS if she were #69! Because that's an oral sex position! I'm glad you were so quick to catch that joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Or that a guy named leroy signed no. 67.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:31pm
  • i'd hold out to be #69.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:48pm
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