Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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