Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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