we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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