Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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