i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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