What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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