So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize
