im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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