so that wasnt chicken after all
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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