Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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