What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
