i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
that is very illegal...i love you.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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