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(224): View more from Illinois

my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno

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(803): View more from South Carolina

sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...

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(210): View more from Texas

We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.

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(425): View more from Washington

Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.

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(607): View more from New York

His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.

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(210): View more from Texas

Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study

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