i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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