Texts From Last Night · slyp823's Favorites

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(301): View more from Maryland

Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.

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(914): View more from New York

How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for

(804): View more from Virginia

Oh my god she just threw up on her dog

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