She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
40s are totally the cure
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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