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(614): View more from Ohio

My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex

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You and your mom would make an amazing tag team

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(802): View more from Vermont

his penis is PERFECT

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I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm

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or knit it little hat

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever

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