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(303): View more from Colorado

hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.

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(903): View more from Texas

She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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(818): View more from California

Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.

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(647): View more from Ontario

i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.

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(518): View more from New York

I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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