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(252): View more from North Carolina

Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?

(601): View more from Mississippi

probably "functioning vagina, must touch"

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.

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(520): View more from Arizona

This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.

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