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(913): View more from Kansas

Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?

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you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...

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(614): View more from Ohio

Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.

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(585): View more from New York

I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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(713): View more from Texas

Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?

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Yes I do

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(252): View more from North Carolina

The band last night was really good

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That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.

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(727): View more from Florida

I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club

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