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(224): View more from Illinois

so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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(573): View more from Missouri

his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

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did it work

(573): View more from Missouri

that's not the point...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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