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(318): View more from Louisiana

That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.

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(269): View more from Michigan

He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.

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(660): View more from Missouri

Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?

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