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(916): View more from California

Michael Bay diarrhea

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.

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(562): View more from California

omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

(303): View more from Colorado

Oh and I threw up on myself...

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(312): View more from Illinois

so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.

(763): View more from Minnesota

ew wtf

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?

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