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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(631): View more from New York

beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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