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(703): View more from Virginia

i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.

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(305): View more from Florida

i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

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(440): View more from Ohio

The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

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