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(519): View more from Ontario

What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?

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(269): View more from Michigan

its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"

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(516): View more from New York

There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face

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(503): View more from Oregon

I swear to god he's a one man village people.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets

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(503): View more from Oregon

His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.

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