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I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

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you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

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I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(630): View more from Illinois

Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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