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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.

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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.

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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.

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