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(585): View more from New York

Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.

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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it

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(607): View more from New York

Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.

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