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(978): View more from Massachusetts

bring money and cleavage

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table

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(260): View more from Indiana

Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.

(219): View more from Indiana

You said that last year...

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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(740): View more from Ohio

its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??

(713): View more from Texas

Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.

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(850): View more from Florida

I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today

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(631): View more from New York

Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america

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