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(949): View more from California

The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!

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(206): View more from Washington

I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.

(224): View more from Illinois

That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.

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(407): View more from Florida

If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

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(423): View more from Tennessee

my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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(905): View more from Toronto

Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..

(1-905): View more from Toronto

With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

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(727): View more from Florida

Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?

(813): View more from Florida

Heaven. . It would look like heaven

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