Texts From Last Night · LizGower0609's Favorites

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(972): View more from Texas

I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.

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(616): View more from Michigan

is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?

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(602): View more from Arizona

I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.

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You are both horrible and amazing

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