I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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