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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?

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I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.

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Shittttttt.

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Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.

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I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

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handstands? WTF?

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she was a gymnast

(614): View more from Ohio

go to hell.

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update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.

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the house was on fire??

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shit I thought I told you.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(404): View more from Georgia

FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night

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haha good one..how did you even know?

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we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

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