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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...

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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out

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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good

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