so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
FUCK WHALES
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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